The following twelve pieces of photographic documentation are of kitties that would prefer not to have been photographed in these – what shall we say? – less-than-flattering poses. It was bad enough that these furry felines were caught in these compromised positions, but now the pictures are being circulated on the Internet. “A disgrace,” the kitties meow, “a shameful disgrace.” They hope you’re proud of yourself for being amused at their humiliation.
Stir-Fry Kitty
“I think you’ll agree that I’m quite tasty when marinated in a soy-ginger marinade, thoroughly stir fried, and served over sticky rice.”
Doin’ the Deed in the Toilet Kitty
“Ah, yeah! Look at that balance! Look at that graceful tail lift. Some of us are indeed thoroughly domesticated.”
Relaxin’ with a Cold One Kitty
“Nothin’ better than cracking open a cool Miller, flipping on the boob tube, and chillin’ ’til Big Daddy boots me off the couch.”
Chewin’ the Charmin Kitty
“I hear them coming! Quick, Boots, distract them! I’ve almost got this roll off of its holster.”
Junked Up Kitties (Alternately, We’ve Got a Really Weird Owner Kitties)
“We’ve learned the hard way that it’s best to play dead when she gets in one of her bizarre moods. When we don’t comply, we end being forced to participate in a photo shoot dressed up in pink tutus by the end of the night.”
Great Taste, Zero Sugar Kitty
“They say black is slimming. I think they’re right.”
Lather, Rinse, Repeat Kitty
“Our weekly routine–whether I’m in the mood or not.”
Caught Wet-Pawed Kitty
“I don’t understand why it bothers you so much that I like to use the toilet as a watering hole and splash pool. Get over yourself.”
Yarmulke Kitty
“They will stop at nothing to fulfill their vision of me as a proper Jewish kitty.”
Yep, That’s the Spot Kitty
“Oh, baby, work that spot–yeah, right there–you got it, Buddy boy!”
Trio of Love Kitty
“They say our love can’t last, that a cat can’t love a rat, that a cat can’t love a dog. Pffff, I say to you! Inter-species threesomes are quality, highly-fulfilling arrangements.”
Drenched Rat Kitty
“Careful with the shoulder socket there, Buster!”
Be sure to also check out 15 Naughty Cats Caught in Funny, Embarrassing, Bizarre, and Compromising Situations: Part 2. Meow!
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Lostash
On August 19, 2009 at 3:53 pm
That cat in the sink is just plain UGLY!!!! Great pics though!
Jeremy James Noye
On August 19, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Great photos! I especially like the cat with the rat and the rottie.
CaSundara
On August 23, 2009 at 11:14 am
Excellent pics – nice post!
Melody Arcamo Lagrimas
On August 26, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Very interesting pics. What a great way to start the day.
WriteEditSeek
On August 27, 2009 at 3:07 am
Lostash, Jeremy, CaSundara, Melody — Thank you all for taking a look at the kitty pictures.
Netty net
On September 5, 2009 at 11:35 pm
These picture are great for a good laugh.
Bailey Thompson
On September 9, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Great pictures – and well written article.
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