If you missed the original 12 Naughty Cats Caught in Funny, Embarrassing, Bizarre, and Compromising Situations: Part 1, you’ll definitely want to preview those impish felines before you peruse through the pics of these even more devilish furry darlings. It pains my heart to bring all of these bad-to-the-bone, shameful, and wayward kitties to your attention, but I feel that you should be informed of the tell-tale signs of the badly behaved feline should your kitty begin to exhibit noncompliant tendencies.
Bad Hair Day Kitty
“OMG, seriously, leg warmers and stretch pants went out of style in 1984.”
Ambush Kitty
“Shhhhhh! I’m going to bite the kid’s tooshy when he sits down.”
Swimmin’ Trunks Kitty
“Oh yeah, baby, check out that rad swimmin’ cap and matching swimsuit (with tail cut-out). Who says pussy cats don’t like the water? I’m a little compact speed boat in the pool!”
Toilet Water Slurper Kitty
“Mmm, numm, numm, nummy! I’m detecting a hint of ammonia and Hep A.”
Alternative Exercise Kitty
“Pilatez ain’t so bad. A little stretch here, a little stretch there, and I get to expose my beautiful, full-figured self at the same time.”
Whatever Kitty
“Puke away, girlfriend. I don’t mind much, but maybe try to contain the heaving movements. You’re jarring my kitty brains.”
Santa’s Helper Reindeer Kitty
“Ho, ho, ho . . . yeah, yack it up! But I consider the source of the guffawing, you morons who dressed me in this getup, you intellectual deserts who believe in Santa, elves, and flying reindeer.”
Cup o’ Joe Kitty
“What’s the matter? Get over yourself and your silly attention to hygiene. A few cat hairs in the decaf gives that nasty, watered-down excuse for coffee a more robust flavor.”
Birdie Hunter Kitty
“A little further study of bird behavior and temperaments will make my hunting from the window all the more productive. I’ll be better able to envision sinking my fangs into little birdie necks as I become possessed with the ‘ack, ack, ack, ack, acking’ seizure.”
Takin’ a Load Off Kitty
“Another demanding day of going back and forth to the food dish–up from the couch, over to the dish, back from the dish, back up onto the couch. Whew, I’m poopered.”
Tasty Morsel Kitty
“Reptile vermin are an interactive snack up until I devour the fresh, crunchy, organic specimens!
Two Love Birds Kitty
“Me and Lolita–think what you will. Our love is true and pure. What can I say? I have a hankerin’ for the sweet young things.”
Rocker Kitty
“Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix, Keith Richards, George Harrison–they’re dog dung compared to this rockin’ kitty! Eat your hearts out!”
Refrigerator Patrol Kitty
“What? You really think you need to take a hit off the whipping cream? I think you’ve had quite enough by the looks of your thighs. I’ll give you until the count of three to close the door and slowly back away from the fridge. One, two . . . “
Slurpy Kitty
“Oh, wow, wow, wow, big guy! That’s a whole lotta tongue for a little kitty.”
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lillyrose
On October 18, 2009 at 10:58 am
They were really funny!. I used to de-mat quite a few persian cats, they used to end up looking like the first cat! poor things.
Lostash
On October 18, 2009 at 2:52 pm
I can’t take any more!!!!
Bailey Thompson
On October 18, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Awhh that’s hillarious – I love your little quotes.
Frances Lawrence
On October 18, 2009 at 7:03 pm
That is so funny, that first cat looks so wrong, poor thing.
Vikram Chhabra
On October 18, 2009 at 10:51 pm
That was hilarious!!
pablina
On October 19, 2009 at 5:24 am
funny. Like them all especially the one where the cat is sat on the back while the woman is puking! My cat has done a similar thing to me before.
Hollen-B
On October 20, 2009 at 7:47 am
Lmao @ the santa one
Franklin
On November 4, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Very funny…
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