What Would Happen If Cats Can Talk?

An article on talking cats and the zombie apocalypse.

If cats could talk I think we would all be in trouble. Crazy cat ladies would not be so lonesome or more lonesome by not being existent. I am not sure on that one, but like any mammal on this planet the second it starts talking will bring chaos. The only animal that has proven not to be like this are parrots but they are birds so yeah…That is because people will go in for world domination.

These cats can kill us all while we sleep for only a certain number of humans are nocturnal. I am one of these few and I am not even a ninja. So have fun dealing with the end of the world. If worst comes to worst look at my article on insanity once it is published. This will be a big help to you. Sometimes going insane is your only option.

The trick to controlling insanity is to regain your mind in less than half an hour. If this part has failed the good thing that will happen is your psychotic murderous rampage. The bad thing that would happen is if your body falls useless and you can’t regain movement before it is too late.

The trick to surviving the zombie apocalypse will be shooting each one you see in the head until you run out of ammo. Or if you run out of strenght chopping zombie heads off, then you might as well join them. Being a zombie isn’t that bad, just ask my sister. She is a zombie with a completely intact brain. Sometimes though, even that is questionable.

This is a picture of me and my sister who I believe is fully a zombie. Oh yeah I am also a metal head. Rock on!

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  1. Sharif Ishnin

    On February 11, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    A metal head and a zombie hunter is not a bad profession.;0

  2. AshleyApathy

    On April 10, 2011 at 7:44 pm

    thanks for the share :]

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