More Doggy Style with Dudley (4)

The Diary-Doggy-Blog of Dudley the Yorkshire Terrier.

So Baby Pie spent Sunday afternoon at Nahji’s place (aka Miss Chu) enjoying Vietnamese delicacies & apparently enjoying copious amounts of expensive wine (see pic below – I call it “Tired & Emotional Pie meets a terrified Dudley”).

I decided to get into my Sunday afternoon at the pub “Gangsta” Hoodie & studded leather collar combo and escort her to the Green Park Hotel to continue her alcohol appreciation. 

Photos get even blurrier after this (see Rob & I below contemplating getting a kebab).

Shortly after this photo was taken I was escorted out of the bar!  I KNOW…. I was outraged too! 

On any given night pubs are bubbling over with drunken idiots staggering about with their flies undone and urine on their shoes and I (the only tee-totaller) GETS ASKED TO LEAVE!!!  Personally I think the spotty, glass-collecting/vomit-mopping bartender was jealous of me…. Dudley… “Mr Personality / chick magnet / life of the party”!   …AND, may I add, I am a Yorkshire Terrier and in Yorkshire I WOULD NEVER be asked to leave a bar!  Great Britain is far more civilized you convicts!

Anyway, we went back to Tali & Rob’s where I discussed the evening’s eviction from the pub with Wasabi the Japanese Spitz, then we went outside and pissed together.

Things didn’t get much better this morning when the grocery shop ran out of Puppy-Milk, so Baby Pie panicked and bought me Kitten-Milk.  sigh :(      So if I suddenly start bitching and acting like the whole planet revolves around moi, you’ll know why!

On a positive note… the guy is coming this afternoon to put up some wall-paper so I can at least indulge in some therapeutic biting.  I am pretty sure that is factored into his hourly,  fee.

Dudley  x

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