No Ways! Not Another Doggy Sweater?

Another little doggy sweater? You has really gots to be kidding this time!

(All photos by author)

I cannot believe what you’s gone and did to me, again even! Didn’t I say it? Didn’t I say it? I’s is sure I said: ‘NO MORE DOGGY SWEATERS!!!!!” Didn’t I say it? And what did you do? You went and knitted me another doggy sweater. Why you gotta keep knittin’ these doggy sweaters? Why can’t you knit sompting for the cat?

There’s is noooooo waaaaayssss I’s is gonna wear this, this, what is this? A circus costume or sompting? A fuzzy strippedy circus costume? You ’spect me to walk down the doggy path in this thing? All the other puppies is gonna laugh at me. Is that what you wants? All the other doggies laughin’ at me?

Just look at this one! Just look! Are yous’es even lookin’? This doggy sweater is too little for me. Firstest you knit me a little doggy sweater an ‘ it’s too big for me, and then nextest you knit me a little doggy sweater that’s too small. What’s are yous’es thinkin’ – that I’m just like Goldilocks? Are yous’es gonna knit me another little doggy sweater that’s just right?

I’s is such a cute little puppy dog. I don’t need no doggy sweaters. You go knit one for the kitty cat.

If you missed my first doggy sweater meltdown, You has gots to be kidding, you can find it here.

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User Comments
  1. Uma Shankari

    On April 16, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    Cute doggie, cute sweater and cute story.

  2. Shavin

    On April 16, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    Nice share and such a lovely doggie.
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  3. cybertruth

    On April 17, 2012 at 12:02 am

    good grief, woman. torturing dogs is legal in stupid canada?!?!?!

  4. Hettie

    On April 17, 2012 at 2:02 am

    Well Karen, Woof, Woof, Yikes !

  5. Brenda Nelson

    On April 17, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    Calling Canada stupid is illegal in Canada! I think?

    Cute doggy abuse pictures. My cats love it!

  6. yes me

    On April 17, 2012 at 3:05 pm

    I’m sure that wee dug has tears in it’s een’s …cheers

  7. Cinderella Can Dream

    On April 18, 2012 at 12:48 am

    He’s waiting for his itty- bitty widdle booties! Cute story,tiny sweater, cute pooch!

  8. Cinderella Can Dream

    On April 18, 2012 at 12:50 am

    He’s waiting for his itty-bitty slippers to match! It was a cute story from his point of view!

  9. clay hurtubise

    On April 19, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    Fun piece. Our little girl loves her sweater.

  10. PR Mace

    On April 19, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    Poor little doggie. Mama, can’t you see she hates her sweaters.

  11. Eiddwen

    On April 26, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    A brilliant article;I loved it.

  12. Nile McGreggor

    On May 5, 2012 at 9:40 am

    Adorable! I have little ‘baldies’ who always wear clothes…wish I had the talent to knit things like this!

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