Today’s Doggy Style with Dudley (5)

Views on stuff by Dudley the Yorkshire Terrier.

Another sunny day at Bondi.  I considered heading to the beach again to indulge in my hobby of random barking & hole digging while evading the beach police.  However last week someone referred to my fluorescent green beach harness as a “doggy-mankini”, so the idea has soured somewhat.  I am looking into the availability of doggy board-shorts.

There is housework going on around the apartment.  Vacuuming and stuff.

I contribute by collecting any small items at eye level and dragging them back to my nest where I shred them.  Found some great letters under the front door from the Electricity Company and Bank which I ate immediately, these will soon be recycled as a sort of papier mache & dog biscuit pulp and deposited in my top secret cubby-hole behind the sofa.  I like to do my part for the environment… although I did overhear someone complaining about the aroma coming from my environmental waste depot behind the sofa.  I fear it will be discovered & removed before long and I will have to re-establish elsewhere.  I do have my eye on a lovely spot in the back of the wardrobe where I can relocate a letter from the Water Board, 25 cents and a lipstick that I found behind the laundry basket.

Dudley x

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