You Has Gots to be Kidding!

I won’t be caught dead wearing that!

I is a cute little puppy doggie. I gots lotsa pretty hair. No ways is I gonna wear one o’ve them doggie sweaters. Noooooo waaaaaays. Nope. I wouldn’a wanna be caught dead in one’a those.

See, see, see! You put me in one o’ve them doggie sweaters, and look, look, LOOK! You put on the doggie sweater and I rolled over ‘n played dead – I mean – I rolled over ‘n deaded…see! You want me t’ be rolled over dead?

Okay. So I’s is not rolled over dead. I’s is wearing the doggie sweater ‘n I’s is not dead. So you happy now? You happy that I’s is wearing the doggie sweater that you knitted for me. You happy now?

Thanks you for taking off the doggie sweater offa me. See – I don’ need no doggie sweater. I gots lotsa nice fluffy  hair. I’s is very, very cute. Now go away.

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  1. FX777222999

    On March 5, 2012 at 8:56 am

    Sharee me goody artikel…

  2. Alistair Briggs

    On March 5, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Nice article Karen. I’m with the dog though – no sweaters for animals. ;)

  3. BruceW

    On March 5, 2012 at 10:57 am

    The dog really does look rather peeved in that third photo!

  4. Karen O.

    On March 5, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    cute photos, the dog’s got personality too! haha..

  5. Jamie Myles

    On March 5, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    LOl. Good one. The doggie is adorable.

  6. Val Mills

    On March 5, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    :-) oh Karen, you never disappoint me! I love this one. I’m kind of on the dog’s side here.

  7. Suni51

    On March 5, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    chweet.

  8. Sonia Doreen

    On March 5, 2012 at 6:41 pm

    Adorable dog, i have a highland terrier, looks exactly the same and i remember the torment he went through when we made him wear a sweater in chicago, it was so cold brrrr…

  9. Uma Shankari

    On March 5, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    Enjoyed it!! Lovely and cute doggie pic!

  10. Brenda Nelson

    On March 5, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    PUPPY ABUSE!!!

  11. dodolbete

    On March 5, 2012 at 11:07 pm

    LOL… he/she seems to hate the sweater very much ^,^

  12. Judy Sheldon

    On March 5, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    I love your little dog. You made a beautiful sweater but I have to agree with your dog. He has lots of hair and no need for a sweater. I have a new grand coming. You can make her a sweater. :-)

  13. CHIPMUNK

    On March 6, 2012 at 9:33 am

    very true why should animals be dressed some people don’care of how animals feel about being all dressed up

  14. Julian Simmons

    On March 6, 2012 at 11:05 am

    That dog is going to get bullied. I hope you’re proud of yourself.

  15. irenen1

    On March 6, 2012 at 11:22 am

    You can knit me a sweater in those colors anytime. Me no gots fluffy fur!

  16. PJ Fox

    On March 6, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    I love your dog, (s)he is adorable! I lost my dog to an eagle last July. I have not been able to get another dog since I am so devastated.

  17. PJ Fox

    On March 6, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    I love your dog, (s)he is adorable! I lost my dog to an eagle last July. I have not been able to get another dog since I am so devastated

  18. Michal Dorcak

    On March 6, 2012 at 3:31 pm

    Very cute :)

  19. PR Mace

    On March 6, 2012 at 11:37 pm

    Poor little fellow made to wear a light green sweater. What a cute piece. Did you see you made the Hot Content List. You go, Karen!

  20. Omer Said

    On March 7, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    How does this turn into a hot content? Triond??? Really can’t understand…

  21. Omer Said

    On March 7, 2012 at 1:04 pm

    Oh by the way, no offense Mrs. Gross, your writing is magnificent, but even tough the dog is extremely cute, this has no value from a writing point, and triond is about writing. So i can’t understand how this becomes “Hot Content”…

  22. Karen Gross

    On March 7, 2012 at 7:18 pm

    @Omer Said, Sorry to disappoint you, especially if you were under the impression that Triond is a site about content. I have written almost 500 articles for Triond, and very few of them have made the Hot Content list. At least half of the articles I have posted on Triond are factual, researched articles with proper grammar and spelling. The Hot Content list is a reflection of the articles that fellow Trionders such as yourself click on.

  23. Melinda McQueen

    On March 7, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    lol so cute!

  24. shaqziad

    On March 8, 2012 at 12:16 am

    Haha, So cute and adorable. The dog did seems like he/she hate the sweater.

  25. Tiki33

    On March 8, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    How cute! No more sweaters ( In a dogs voice).
    http://www.sfi4.com/11560195/FREE

  26. catlord

    On March 9, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    cute!

  27. yes me

    On March 14, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    I am sure I had replied to this awile back, oh well here I am cheers once more Karen

  28. FX777222999

    On March 15, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    Amusing doggy-dog.

  29. jennyreeve

    On March 21, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    This is great. Love the photos.

  30. J.N.R Dutton

    On March 21, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    I am on the pup’s side, I mean the sweater is fine, but do dogs really need clothing?

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