10 Possessed Cats in Need of an Exorcism

Possessed-by-the-Devil kitties embrace the Evil One who has taken up residence in their souls…

The following 10 possessed felines are in various stages of acknowledgment of the nature of the Dark Entity that has taken up residence in their kitty souls. The cats that Know (notice the capital “K” in this instance) the Truth (and the capital “T”) and readily accept and embrace the Foul Fiend within. Such is the power of the Dark One to corrupt kitties’ entire beings. The Prince of Demons possesses the hearts of all felines everywhere, to some degree. What a horrifying premise this is, yes, but one that it would behoove us to acknowledge for it accurately explains our experience of the majestic and terrifying feline.

Feeling the Dark One from My Jowls to My Eyeballs Kitty

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“Wowwwzzzzer! The Dark One has got me by my jowl tendons, and he’s pulling on my eyeballs!”

Waiting for the Mothership Kitty

Alien Boris by kballard.
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“Yes, of course I hear the call of the Mothership, don’t you? I’m downloading a message from the little green men right now.”

Staring into the Dark Abyss of Humankind Kitty

DeaconGoldEyes by PJLewis.
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“When I stare into your eyes, I can see into the bottomless pit of your soul. And there resides the vile darkness that engulfs the whole of humankind.”

Area 51 Kitty

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“I was picked up at Area 51, along with little, shriveled grey men, and we were taken by uniformed government men, who conducted highly secretive, underground experiments on our brains.”

There’s a Fairy Between My Eyes Kitty

timmy the evil cat by zenilorac.
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“There’s a fairy who dances in my third eye, between my beady yellow eyes, on the bridge of my snout. She makes me happy. Does she make you happy, too?”

Vampire Kitty

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“I yearn to suck the warm blood of rodents from their throbbing corroded arteries. I’ve been feeling weak and in need of nourishment–sticky, sustaining lifeblood filled with a plethora of red blood cells that will oxygenate my gradually feebling mind!”

Preparing to Feast on Your Heart Kitty

Alien Cat by ˙Cаvin 〄.
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“I am preparing to pounce upon your chest, all 18 nicely sharpened claws extended, hair poofed and on end, and mouth wide open with fangs bared. Your heart will be a tasty morsel indeed!”

Feeling the Diabolical Presence Within Kitty

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“If you look directly into my eyes, you will see the Prince of Darkness in his full glory–you will feel his intensity, feel his ambition, feel his power! The downside of all that dark radiance, radiating forth from within my kitty soul, is that it sucks the luster from my fur–unfortunately, its follicles are dulled by the grand intensity of the Satanic One that resides within.”

Wrangling with the Dark and the Light Kitty

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“My eyes are portals to my soul, which is possessed by two forces–one of the Dark and one of the Light! Don’t let my pink, cute nose fool you! I’m a dangerous, dubious, devilish kitty.”

Scanning for Prey Kitty

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“I send energy beams to scan my vicinity. I’m looking for otherworldly beings such as myself. I know them when I scan them because I instantaneously shrink and teleport them via my eye beams into my cat skull, where I absorb the essence and knowledge of their whole being. I will soon have enough strength to take over the world!”

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  1. Goblins09

    On August 28, 2009 at 9:41 am

    lol, excellent!

  2. Pastor Curtis Barnett

    On August 28, 2009 at 11:19 am

    This was certainly entertaining. I love you tagged it with Crazy lady and wtf!

  3. NaomiR

    On August 28, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Hilarious – I loved it!

  4. Lostash

    On August 28, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    Very funny!

  5. WriteEditSeek

    On August 29, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    Thank you all for your nice comments. :) I’m happy you all share my warped sense of humor. :)

  6. Uma Shankari

    On August 30, 2009 at 12:33 am

    Amazing and out-of-the-world pictures and write up. You have taken my breath away. Exquisite imagination.

  7. WriteEditSeek

    On August 30, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Thanks, Uma, for your kind comment. It means a lot to me.

  8. Duff D Moss

    On September 8, 2009 at 9:45 am

    Hah – that was mad – so I loved it. Good fun!

  9. David Crerand

    On September 8, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    Very amusing.

  10. Annie Hintsala

    On September 8, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    I think I have met “feeling the diabolical prescence within’ kitty. Every kitty.

  11. Used to be Shelly

    On September 8, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    lol cute

  12. BradONeill

    On September 9, 2009 at 3:53 am

    Roflmao- that was great and I dont even like cats. bravo bravo!

  13. Mr Ghaz

    On September 9, 2009 at 10:43 am

    Nice one! Highly informative read..Thanks for sharing this infos.

  14. Servant to 13 cats

    On September 9, 2009 at 11:21 am

    That was fun. BTW, cats have 18 claws. (but maybe Feast on your heart kitty had 20).

  15. Brenda Nelson

    On September 9, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    kitties are great this was a fun look at them.
    Because their eyes reflect yellow (as our eyes reflect red) they look even spookier.

  16. oldster

    On September 9, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    Very good images WriteEditSeek.
    Good topic–well done.

  17. WriteEditSeek

    On September 10, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    Thanks, Servant to 13 Cats (wow! by the way), you’re right: I’ll make the fix to the number of claws.

  18. Rod Ferrandino

    On September 11, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Tremendous; the images are great, and your blurbs make them even better.

  19. Madison Parker

    On September 14, 2009 at 8:10 am

    Very funny! I love cats and their photos are sometimes hysterical. Good article!

  20. Leslee

    On September 27, 2009 at 12:25 am

    I liked it too!

  21. Deborah

    On December 10, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    Love your writing!

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