- I have been out in the wet, am thoroughly soaked and now need to be dried with a towel and a hairdryer; rolling about on your bed/amongst you clean washing/on your new sofa will not be suitable.
- That muddy puddle looks disgusting and I will avoid sinking my entire body down into it.
- That dog’s bum/my bum looks awful and I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole
- I know you’re tired and have sore feet, so I tell you what, let’s forget the walk tonight
- Please, after you
- Eating others’ food is so common
- I’m sorry if my staring makes you uncomfortable
- I think I need to go to the vet’s this week
- I think lacing my neck with this fox excrement I just found might be a fashion mistake
- I prefer my own bed, thanks
- This chew/ball/squeaky toy you gave me looks so much better than his. And definitely better than your new shoes.
- Drinking water from the toilet sucks
- Cats are no fun
- In answer to your question ”who’s a stinky boy then?” the answer is ”me”
- I think I will avoid that little kid with the open packet of crisps/custard cream/ice lolly
- Jumping up at someone in white trousers is so inconsiderate
- I reckon this rottweiler/mastiff/akita/german shepherd is too tough for me
- Digging up plants is totally anti-social
- I am sometimes shocked by my own farts
- Barking randomly for no apparent reason is unacceptable behaviour
- I prefer small sticks, thanks
- My word, how bad I smell after that swim
- Being brushed is for wimps
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