We all know that Christmas is a stressful time of year–for us and our beloved pussy cats. All the forced festive cheer–gag, gag, hack, hack (sorry, had a hairball that needed to come up)–and contrived holiday hullabaloo gets the better of us and turns the nicest of us naughty. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas indeed.
Satan Santa Kitty
“Did you not recognize the penetrating gaze of the Evil One when you chose to disgrace me thus? Well, no matter, soon your soul will be consumed by the wildly flaring flames of Hell.”
Holiday Joker Kitty
“Go ahead and yuck it up for now. Sure, yeah, pull out the camera and camcorder and yell for the whole fam to come see how delightful I look. The last laugh, perhaps at the strike of midnight tonight, will be on you, you holiday fruitcake.”
Lying in Wait Christmas Tree Kitty
“I’ve trained myself to breathe shallowly and not even so much as move a paw in preparation for Christmas morning when I will wreak havoc on the heart-warming holiday scene ’round the Christmas tree. Ho, ho, ho, and bwaa, ha, ha!”
Forbidden Holiday Love Kitties
“Cute, you say? What if you found out we were litter mates? Is incestuous holiday love as charming now?”
Green-Eyed and Black-Nosed Rudolph Kitty
“Pay no attention to my wandering left eye that is currently eyeing Aunt Mildred’s pile of turkey. After I finish devouring that, this black-nosed reindeer kitty is coming to impale you on my antlers.”
Evil Elf Kitty
“That’s right, snuggle and nuzzle this adorable pussy elf. A little more belly rubbing and my case of explosive gut should be relieved on your pants.”
Nummy Holiday Peacock Kitty
“Mmm, num, num! What is this exactly? . . . holiday peacock? The only thing that’d make this better would be a savory hollandaise sauce.”
On the Prowl for Prey Kris Kringle Kitty
“Don’t let my wide-pupiled stare-down scare you. Go ahead, pet me. You’ll soon know the meaning of ‘crazy rabid.’ “
Waitin’ to Ambush You Holiday Kitty
“Hind paws on launching branch, check. Extended claws, check. Laser gaze on obnoxious, highly irritating, ADHD child target, check. OK, on ‘three’: one, two . . . “
Long-Bearded Scrooge Santa Kitty
“I smile, too, when I see my endearingly grumpy Scroogish grandpa scowl in the mirror. However, I’ve got a case of feline halitosis that can knock the holiday socks off the mantel.”
Not-So-Sweet Papa Christmas Kitty
“Oh little pouty princess in a Santa hat, did your mommy ever tell you that looks deceive? I’m on to you. Are you on to me? I might look cute, cuddly, and compliant, but underneath this inane Santa garb is a feral kitty who yearns to feast on the whites of your eyeballs.”
Scarlet Tinsel Boa Kitty
“Elegant, yes. Dignified, that too. I’m indeed a graceful holiday feline to behold . . . that is I am right up until the moment that I puke up pieces of red glittery tinsel covered in a nice, warm, slimy, yellow-green bile on the holiday dining room table runner.”
St. Nick Kitty and Holiday Kitty Escort
“Even Santa kitty needs a little action, and Mrs. Claus’s Escorts for Tomcats was running a 50%-off-all-services-to-brighten-your-holidays special that I couldn’t pass up.”
Depending on just how irreverant you are, you might also enjoy Embarrassed and Angry Santa Kitties: St. Nick Cats Not Feeling The Spirit of Christmas or Funny Costumed Kitties and Insane Halloween Cats.
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giftarist
On November 26, 2009 at 6:03 am
Great article, and nicely written, well done!
Darla Smith
On November 26, 2009 at 9:36 am
Interesting article and very cute pics.
diamondpoet
On November 26, 2009 at 11:53 am
Cute and very funny I enjoy any article about cats, I love cats.
Netty net
On November 26, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Thanks for the laugh
Frances Lawrence
On November 27, 2009 at 5:10 am
Cute pictures, the evil elf made me laugh.
Sharif Ishnin
On November 27, 2009 at 9:55 am
Adorable pictures. Never seen so many Christmas kitty cats before. Cool.;)
vaughanh
On November 27, 2009 at 10:05 am
So cute!
thestickman
On November 27, 2009 at 12:16 pm
cats!
lillyrose
On November 27, 2009 at 12:40 pm
I can’t wait for the next episode ‘When Pussies Go X-tra Bad” and they attack all the people that dress them up!
Marie Antoinette
On November 27, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Love it, so cute. They truly tolerate us humans.
Noodleman
On November 27, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Lol nice article =)
Mike1229
On November 27, 2009 at 4:04 pm
hahah this is great!
I <3 Cats lol
T.Rex McGoogle
On November 27, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I loved the pictures of the Christmas kitties. I’m mad about cats myself. Dogs as pets are my second choice.
T.Rex McGoogle
On November 27, 2009 at 5:07 pm
I loved the pictures of the Christmas kitties. I
‘m mad about cats myself. Dogs as pets are my second choice.
kimoshea
On November 27, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Great pics! Really funny. They remind me of some of the cats we have had over the years.
Uma Shankari
On November 27, 2009 at 9:51 pm
very imaginatively written and thoroughly entertaining. Great choice of pictures.
Payge
On November 27, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Adorable! I like cats and the holiday and you combinmed the two of them.
Lauren Axelrod
On November 28, 2009 at 12:15 am
These are too funny. Great fun!
rajagiri
On November 28, 2009 at 12:20 am
It’s interesting article. and the pictures are very cute.
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Judy Sheldon
On November 28, 2009 at 12:21 am
Hilarious pics of the Christmas kitties.
athena goodlight
On November 28, 2009 at 2:35 am
Adorable Christmas cats! Good job in compiling these pics.
Unofre Pili
On November 28, 2009 at 3:47 am
This is entertaining and witty piece.
Susan Keeping
On November 28, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Hilarious. I would be afraid to go to sleep after doing that to my cat
BeggarInTheSuit
On November 29, 2009 at 12:05 am
cool…
Val Mills
On November 29, 2009 at 1:18 am
One of your pics is now my wallpaper pic when I log on – thanks for the smiles.
C Jordan
On November 29, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Great fun!
big wied
On November 29, 2009 at 10:50 pm
love it
Bren
On December 21, 2009 at 1:31 am
Beautiful and clever pics!
Love all the Christmas pusses!
Leslee
On January 7, 2010 at 9:34 pm
I love the kitty in the tree…very cute!
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