Funny Costumed Kitties and Insane Halloween Cats

Kitty Pawns Dressed Up in Undignified, Absurd Halloween Get-Ups

William, the Wretched, Weary Kitty Wizard

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“Seriously, you think it’s funny to dress me up in this idiotic wizard cape and hat? My dignity has been flushed down the crapper. You just wait; revenge is sweetest when it has marinated for a while. Let me remind that I’m not only patient, but I’m also stealthy.”

Pete, the Pensive, Prudish Kitty Pumpkin

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“I’m so horrified at my current condition in this pumpkin hat and pumpkin leg warmers that I refuse to even look at myself in the mirror. And all you can do is grin at me behind my back as you try to muffle your snickers. Grin away, sister; I’ll have the final laugh.”

Jimmy, the Joyless, Jaded Kitty Jack-o-Lantern

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“Not only does this pumpkin shirt make me look utterly asinine, it also makes me look portly. The humiliation I feel has no bounds, but I will soon find an outlet: your neck.”

Arnie, the Anxious, Appalled Kitty Angel

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“You think I’m precious and special in this angel getup. But beneath these wings and halo, a diabolical fallen feline is being gestated that will soon emerge and demand his retribution.”

Patricia, the Precious, Peculiar Kitty Pumpkin

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“Part of me doesn’t mind being the victim of your absurd antics, but another part of me refuses to continue to be disgraced. That second part of me will ultimately win out, and win she does, let me assure you: it won’t be pretty.”

Kitties Who Were Dressed Up One Too Many Times & Are Now Possessed

Vern, the Vile Vampire-Tendencies Feline

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“I’d love to slurp metallic-tasting vital fluid from your juicy jugular vein.”

Lucifer, the Lying, Lemon-Eyed Feline

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“I’d like to guzzle from your succulent, plump carotid artery.”

Banshee, the Broodish, Blood-Letting Feline

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“I’m plotting how to pounce onto your chest, rip your heart from its cavity, and devour it whole.”

Merlin, the Malevolent, Malicious Magician

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“Go ahead: put your hand inside this pumpkin and you’ll get just the trick or a treat you deserve.”

Damien, the Devious, Damned Feline

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“I’d enjoy extracting the sweet, nectarous marrow from your cervical vertebrae.”

For another funny Halloween article with hilarious pictures, check out Vomiting Pumpkin: How to Make Your Own Gross Jack-o-lantern for Halloween. Or you might enjoy Disgraced, Embarrassing, Wacky Christmas Cats and Holiday Kittens Gone Bad.