Kitty Pawns Dressed Up in Undignified, Absurd Halloween Get-Ups
William, the Wretched, Weary Kitty Wizard
“Seriously, you think it’s funny to dress me up in this idiotic wizard cape and hat? My dignity has been flushed down the crapper. You just wait; revenge is sweetest when it has marinated for a while. Let me remind that I’m not only patient, but I’m also stealthy.”
Pete, the Pensive, Prudish Kitty Pumpkin
“I’m so horrified at my current condition in this pumpkin hat and pumpkin leg warmers that I refuse to even look at myself in the mirror. And all you can do is grin at me behind my back as you try to muffle your snickers. Grin away, sister; I’ll have the final laugh.”
Jimmy, the Joyless, Jaded Kitty Jack-o-Lantern
“Not only does this pumpkin shirt make me look utterly asinine, it also makes me look portly. The humiliation I feel has no bounds, but I will soon find an outlet: your neck.”
Arnie, the Anxious, Appalled Kitty Angel
“You think I’m precious and special in this angel getup. But beneath these wings and halo, a diabolical fallen feline is being gestated that will soon emerge and demand his retribution.”
Patricia, the Precious, Peculiar Kitty Pumpkin
“Part of me doesn’t mind being the victim of your absurd antics, but another part of me refuses to continue to be disgraced. That second part of me will ultimately win out, and win she does, let me assure you: it won’t be pretty.”
Kitties Who Were Dressed Up One Too Many Times & Are Now Possessed
Vern, the Vile Vampire-Tendencies Feline
“I’d love to slurp metallic-tasting vital fluid from your juicy jugular vein.”
Lucifer, the Lying, Lemon-Eyed Feline
“I’d like to guzzle from your succulent, plump carotid artery.”
Banshee, the Broodish, Blood-Letting Feline
“I’m plotting how to pounce onto your chest, rip your heart from its cavity, and devour it whole.”
Merlin, the Malevolent, Malicious Magician
“Go ahead: put your hand inside this pumpkin and you’ll get just the trick or a treat you deserve.”
Damien, the Devious, Damned Feline
“I’d enjoy extracting the sweet, nectarous marrow from your cervical vertebrae.”
For another funny Halloween article with hilarious pictures, check out Vomiting Pumpkin: How to Make Your Own Gross Jack-o-lantern for Halloween. Or you might enjoy Disgraced, Embarrassing, Wacky Christmas Cats and Holiday Kittens Gone Bad.
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Frances Lawrence
On October 26, 2009 at 7:21 am
The expression on the cat in the first picture shows that he really doesn’t like it. I think he is planning revenge!
cutedrishti8
On October 26, 2009 at 8:42 am
Cute photos..Most of them are looking dangerous
Darla Smith
On October 26, 2009 at 8:56 am
Cute pics!
M. A. Aikens
On October 26, 2009 at 9:06 am
So Funny! Cats are a riot. Thanks for sharing.
randon
On October 26, 2009 at 10:51 am
Haha! love the expression on Jimmy the cats face! cute picks!
diamondpoet
On October 26, 2009 at 11:46 am
That was too cute, thank you for sharing I loved it.
Bailey Thompson
On October 26, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Cute pictures!
Lostash
On October 26, 2009 at 7:37 pm
You are obsessed with these house vermin!! Some good pics though!
Chicks
On October 26, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Nice one…
Avaxier
On October 26, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Lol, funny caption! Love that Patricia cat, her stare’s really cute.
ungaro
On October 27, 2009 at 12:20 am
cooooool
Mike1229
On October 27, 2009 at 12:47 am
This is AWESOME.
plain and simple
Netty net
On October 27, 2009 at 4:27 am
I like how have the picture then a story with it.
B. Stewie
On October 27, 2009 at 6:10 am
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athena goodlight
On October 27, 2009 at 8:49 am
They all look adorable!
Lisa Clayton Williams
On October 27, 2009 at 11:29 am
ha!ha! LOVED this! Too funny!
jessicuslevi
On October 27, 2009 at 2:17 pm
hahaha nice. I love this!
lillyrose
On October 27, 2009 at 3:36 pm
LOL…poor things! the shame of it!
thestickman
On October 27, 2009 at 4:07 pm
very fun!
Warriors
On October 27, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Nice one…
Less
On October 27, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Where is Nubes? He would be quite the treat!
James DeVere
On October 28, 2009 at 3:42 am
Cute, Everyone adores an great animal tale . j
MelAndRye
On October 28, 2009 at 9:14 am
awww so freaking cute:D loved the article:)
Rouge Weasel
On October 28, 2009 at 6:50 pm
As Wilma the Goat once said: “So Cute”!!!! I’m going to try some costumes on my cats now!
AeDechavez
On October 29, 2009 at 2:41 am
lol the vampire feline ^^
martinpm
On October 29, 2009 at 4:32 am
great photos with good sense of humor.
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