Funny Quotes About Cats and Cat Owners

For my cat Liza with affection.

    My cat Liza

Funny quotes about cats

  • Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you’re hungry, eat. When you’re tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet’s, pee on your owner. – Gary Smith
  • If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer. – A. N. Whitehead
  • If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr. – Martin Buxbaum
  • “You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.” – Jane Pauley
  • “Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance.” – Dan Greenburg
  • Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off.” – Michael Nelson       

    Window gazing

Funny quotes about cat owners

  • “You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.”- George Mikes
  • “There are few things in life more heart warming than to be welcomed by a cat.” – Tay Hohoff
  • “The trouble with sharing one’s bed with cats is that they’d rather sleep on you than beside you.”- Pam Brown
  • As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. – Ellen Perry Berkeley
  • “My husband said it was him or the cat…I miss him sometimes.” – Unknown

   Sleeping Beauty

Funny quotes about cat superiority

  • “If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.” – Mark Twain
  • I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. – Winston Churchill
  • Her function is to sit and be admired. – Georgina Strickland Gates
  • “I put down my book, The Meaning of Zen, and see the cat smiling into her fur as she delicately combs it with her rough pink tongue.

         Cat, I would lend you this book to study but it appears you have already read it.        

         She looks up and gives me her full gaze.
         Don’t be ridiculous, she purrs, I wrote it. – from “Miao” by Dilys Laing

  • “In ancient times cats were worshipped as Gods, they have not forgotten this.” – Unknown

As a cat lover and owner, I enjoy and totally for the above funny quotes about cats. And you?

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  1. isloooboy

    On July 4, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    Amazing lol :D

  2. Dreamy777

    On July 4, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    great one liked it

  3. gracieoscar

    On July 4, 2011 at 5:10 pm

    some of these were really funny, and all of them true!

  4. kanivel

    On July 5, 2011 at 12:40 am

    Oh! All of them were extremely enjoyable. Though I’m not a cat owner, I smiled for each of these quotes. Thanks for begining my day with a good chance to smile!

  5. jupiter2010

    On July 5, 2011 at 1:54 am

    lovely collections

  6. vijayanths

    On July 5, 2011 at 11:45 am

    Interesting share.

  7. The Elements

    On July 7, 2011 at 1:58 am

    I could use some of these

  8. neopisiva

    On July 7, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    Too cute…and full of wisdom.I like the best the one from Mark Twain!

  9. Muhammad Fajar Marthias

    On July 15, 2011 at 4:21 am

    I like cats, in my house there are so many cats, thanks for the share

  10. PruandMe

    On July 16, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    we need a love it button for this one!

    Dogs have owners, Cats have servants . . . don’t recall who said it.

  11. beingwell

    On August 15, 2011 at 3:55 am

    Funny one, my dear.

  12. PHILLY DREAMER

    On December 16, 2011 at 11:11 pm

    I have a love hate relationship with cats. I hate them, but for some reason they love me.

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