My cat Liza
- Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you’re hungry, eat. When you’re tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet’s, pee on your owner. – Gary Smith
- If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer. – A. N. Whitehead
- If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr. – Martin Buxbaum
- “You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.” – Jane Pauley
- “Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance.” – Dan Greenburg
- Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off.” – Michael Nelson
Funny quotes about cat owners
- “You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.”- George Mikes
- “There are few things in life more heart warming than to be welcomed by a cat.” – Tay Hohoff
- “The trouble with sharing one’s bed with cats is that they’d rather sleep on you than beside you.”- Pam Brown
- As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. – Ellen Perry Berkeley
- “My husband said it was him or the cat…I miss him sometimes.” – Unknown
Funny quotes about cat superiority
- “If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.” – Mark Twain
- I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. – Winston Churchill
- Her function is to sit and be admired. – Georgina Strickland Gates
- “I put down my book, The Meaning of Zen, and see the cat smiling into her fur as she delicately combs it with her rough pink tongue.
Cat, I would lend you this book to study but it appears you have already read it.
She looks up and gives me her full gaze.
Don’t be ridiculous, she purrs, I wrote it. – from “Miao” by Dilys Laing
- “In ancient times cats were worshipped as Gods, they have not forgotten this.” – Unknown
As a cat lover and owner, I enjoy and totally for the above funny quotes about cats. And you?
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