Sexy, Sultry, Saucy, Silly, Somewhat Sinful Kitty Cats Lookin’ for Love

Oh, I’m too sexy for my fur, too sexy for my fur, so sexy it hurts! 15 hilarious pictures of kitties looking for love in the Kitty Personal Ads.

The Hot Kitty Personal Ads: Where Sexy Cats Look for Love

If you are a sexy, hot, and fun-loving feline who’s lookin’ for love, you’ve come to the purrfect place: the Hot Kitty Personal Ads! You must be at least one year old to look at the following pictures. You must also certify that you were born before September 2008 by purring loudly and licking your computer monitor. OK, good, you may now proceed. Scroll down to see the 15 eligible kitties.

Martin

chop lick by i eated a cookie.
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Having spent half of his life as a professional poker player in Vegas, Martin has been around the proverbial block a few times and he knows what he wants. If you yearn for a fast-paced life on the edge and desire to take chances and risk it all, then Martin is looking to hook up with you. He’s got one question for you: “Who’s your daddy?”

William III

Posing in the garden by Kekka.
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William III recently left the Kitty Senior Friend Finder website because the friends he was finding there could not match his stamina. Though William is a mature kitty, he still has a lot of life and passion in him. He’s looking for a well-groomed, well-maintained, fresh-smelling lady friend who likes to get out and sniff the breeze and enjoy the outdoors.

Kitty Formerly Known as Prince

Power Pose by chaf.haddad.
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Kitty Formerly Known as Prince is a free-wheelin’, freedom-lovin’, multiple-partner lovin’ kitty. If you’d like to join his big love menagerie, inquire by submitting your headshot. If you are allowed to meet with the Prince, be sure to present your best self–that is, freshen up, fluff, poof, and primp beforehand.

Elgar

DSC_2268 - Lick! by glass window.
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The ruffle-furred, fuller-bodied Elgar has a mild case of halitosis, a few mats in his fur, and an uncanny love of vodka, all of which likely contribute to his problems maintaining a loving relationship, but this non-judgmental kitty hopes for a partner who can overlook his flaws to see his many endearing qualities.

Pandora

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Exceedingly lovely, with snow white fur that’s as soft as cotton candy, Pandora is a princess who is looking for her knight in shining armor. She’s got big dreams and isn’t afraid to follow them. She wants and demands the best and knows she’s entitled to the best. Can you satisfy this angelic beauty?

Romeo

Cat Mandu by eva101.
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Romeo, a distinguished, successful male, seeks his one-and-only Juliet for special nights of wooing, seduction, romance, and passion. He’s tired of the dating scene. He wants a mature partner, who knows herself and knows what she desires in her life and in her partner.

Frederico

cat from yuksum by Sukanto Debnath.
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Playful, lover-of-salsa-dancing Frederico is looking for a friend who is stunningly beautiful, excitable, and in the mood for lovin’! He’s too young to settle down, indeed too feral to commit just yet, so he’s only looking for a good time. If you are looking to tie him down, look elsewhere! This kitty is on the prowl! He wants to know, “How you doin’?”

Roxxy

Relax, I'm a Cat by Jack Brodus.
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Roxxy, with a double “x,” a sweet, loving, shy girl with a heart of pure gold, is looking for a friend who will treat her right. She’s tired of player kitties, who only want but never give. Roxxy seeks a lasting relationship but wonders if that is just a fantasy. If you are looking for true love, you may have found your soul mate.

Barbie

Keith by Lorri37.
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Barbie, a sweet country gal, has just come out of a long-term relationship and is a little hurt, scared, and unsure of herself, yet she has a deep well of love and passion that will nourish the right kitty who can help heal her heart. Conservative and reserved at first, Barbie blossoms into a buxom tigress once you get to know her and win her heart.

Tinker Bell

Purrr. by Linds :).
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Stunning, beautiful, lonely, and a little coy, Tinker Bell craves a partner who will enjoy playing her games. If you’re enough of a kitty to take on this green-eyed beauty, perhaps she’ll let you roll the dice and try your luck.

Giorgio

annaswirl by lincoln-log.
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Fun-loving, roly-poly Giorgio is a big guy with a bigger heart who loves to snuggle and have his belly groomed. He seeks an equally big-boned love muffin to nuzzle and groom under the covers.

Vixen

Boris by Ollie Crafoord.
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The angel-furred Vixen is looking for a guy who will appreciate her celestial nature, sweet and soft coat, otherworldly green eye and blue eye, and precious pink nose and ears. She responds only to serious inquires from high-quality, established, pure-bred suitors.

Gabrielle

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Green-eyed, flowing-furred Gabrielle is a special lady who must be wooed in a traditional manner. She has set the bar high and expects all who court her to rise to the occasion. Cats of the mangey, feral, alley variety need not apply.

Jesabell

Cat on Crack by dizfunkshinal.

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Jesabell, a lover of warm, slippery, sloppy kisses, has a tongue that is one and a half times longer than the average and has less than half the average number of prickles. Are you ready for a sweet, soft tongue lashing from this lovely big-hearted lady?

Buba

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Buba, as his name and picture suggest, lets it all hang out. He’s not shy, self-conscious, or neurotic, and he’s looking for an equally confident, well-adjusted lady who’s secure with her body and not afraid to show it off.

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  1. giftarist

    On September 18, 2009 at 9:48 am

    Two thumbs up for you my friend, well written, great pics, and what else can I say, Excellent!

  2. C LEBLANC

    On September 18, 2009 at 11:22 am

    humorous and cute. great pics.

  3. Leslee

    On September 18, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    Jesabell is my favorite…funnny…2 thumbs up

  4. CaSundara

    On September 18, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    LOL – where do you find all these pics of cats? You must spend half your day searching for them! I’m always looking at the kittens for sale – I want this one for my birthday but I’m scared he’ll be gone by then, he’s so cute.

    http://www.kittenlist.co.uk/kittens/Pedigree-Burmese-For-Sale-41288.html

  5. Lostash

    On September 19, 2009 at 6:48 am

    Funny piece!

  6. Jane Jane

    On September 24, 2009 at 8:18 am

    cute. tinker bell is the best, I like those green eyes.

  7. Tanya

    On October 2, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    Awww, pretty kitties! My cat would probably most like to snuggle with Romeo and give him a good clean.

  8. lillyrose

    On October 5, 2009 at 5:33 am

    Hahaha… you are so funny! That was a great Monday morning read! all the cats that took part looked as if they had lots of fun!

  9. T.Rex McGoogle

    On October 14, 2009 at 11:05 am

    I love cats, too. Very amusing. I had many favorites.

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