This here is me all lonely ‘n sad
Dear Momma Cat,
Firstly of all, the human mom at my house says I hafta say sorry to you for all of the stuff I’ve said about the kitty cat at our house. I dunno why I’m s’pposed to say sorry to you, on account’a I don’ know you, but the human mom says she won’t tap tap this letter into her shiny silver thingy unless I apologize, so here goes:
Momma Cat, I’s is sorry for all the stuff I says about the kitty cat. The kitty cat is my bestest friend and from now on I’s is just gonna say nice stuff about the kitty cat. Is that a good enough sorry to say? I hope youse will forgive me, ‘cause I gots a question about the kitty cat.
Okay, so here is my question. The kitty cat and me, we’s been havin’ lots ‘n lots of fun running ‘round the house ‘n wrestling ‘n just havin’ lots of fun.
But now Zinger (that’s what the humans call the kitty cat) is gettin’ fat ‘n lazy and all she wants to do is eat ‘n sleep. If she keeps just eat’n ‘n sleepin’ will she get so fat she’ll explode?
I hopes that you can help me to know what’s wrong with my bestest friend, ‘cause now I gots nobody to chase ‘n wrestle ‘n stuff.
See the kitty cat all fat ‘n lazy
I accept your apology for the stuff you have said about your cat friend. Our two kinds have not always gotten along very well, so I am glad to hear that you and Zinger are best friends.
There is nothing wrong with your friend. She is having kittens! Sorry, but you will have to play on your own or with the humans for the next month or so. After Zinger has her babies, you will have to leave her alone to take care of them. The kittens will be too small for you to play with for a few weeks. I know that is a long time in dog weeks, but Zinger will back to her Zingy self when the kittens are bigger.
Here’s a video of me ‘n Zinger playing Hide ‘n Seek
And here are some more stories by me, Brandi the cute little puppy dog:
And some stories about kitty cats